Dear Mister Heart Scene 9

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SCENE 9: BANGKOK BOUND

INT. INSIDE THE PLANE-AFTERNOON

Carlos looked around, the whole plane was empty. He’s the only passenger. He’s been on the plane for several hours now. He stood up and walks towards the mens room, that’s when the flight attendant suddenly jumps up from her seat and rushed forward towards him.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I’m sorry sir, please head back

to your seat, the passenger

seat belt sign is still on.

CARLOS

I need to go to the

mens room.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her left side)

He was like he needs

to pee.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right side)

Duh, just give him a

cup to pee on, the seat belt

sign is still on.

Carlos realized that the flight attendant is technically talking to two versions of herself.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Sir, it’s per airline policy

that the passenger should

remain on their seat

until the seat belt sign turns off.

Instead, would you prefer

to use a cup?

CARLOS

Huh? You expect me

to pee on a cup?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her left side)

OMG. He’s not listening to me.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right side)

It’s time for Plan B.

CARLOS

Plan B?

Before Carlos can even react, everything happened so fast, suddenly the flight attendant just picked him up and carried him straight to his chair. She buckled him up.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(In a robotic voice)

Thank you for flying with us.

Your safety is very important

to us. Please remain on your

seat until the seat belt sign is

off, for any concerns and

questions regarding our safety

measures please refer to the

on board safety book right

located at the side pockets of your

seats. Thank you and have a super

flight.

CARLOS

Why am I the only passenger

in this plane?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her left side)

He’s still resisting. What should

we do now?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right side)

It’s time for Plan T.

CARLOS

Plan T? What’s Plan T?

The flight attendant suddenly grab the injection from her pocket and directly injected Carlos by his heart.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Plan Tranquilizer

CARLOS

Ouch! Did you just poke

my heart?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her left side)

How is the passenger

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right side)

Alert and not yet numbed

CARLOS

(Stood up)

Of course I’m still alert

and not yet…numbed.

(Carlos slowly melted

back to his seat as his body

numbed all over)

Half hour later, the flight attendant checks up on Carlos he feels more ok now.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Soda, orange juice or

sparkling water?

CARLOS

You still haven’t answered

my earlier question,

why am I the only

passenger here?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Obviously, you purchased

all the seats Sir.

CARLOS

I see.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right)

You gotta tell him the

truth.

CARLOS

What truth? That you’re

from space and that

we’re headed towards your planet?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her left side)

The Captain just texted me,

I guess we have to go now.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right side)

You are so OMG right, we need

to really OMG go now.

CARLOS

OMG go now? Like

OMG go where?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Is there a chance

that you know how to fly

this thingy ‘cause the Captain

who also happens to be my

boyfriend has to OMG go now?

CARLOS

When you say thingy,

you meant this plane right?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her left side)

Did he got the joke?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(Turns to her right side)

I dunno, he’s not laughing.

Maybe we need to give him

another Plan T right by his heart?

Carlos passed out. The flight attendant did a selfie with him.