How to Impress His Tummy


So you wanna do something to impress your man? The thing is you don't really cook, but check out this simple how to cook guide to prepare one super cool dinner for your man, trust me, it's super easy.  Here's how to impress his tummy:  1. First of all, find the stove in your house. It looks like a mega version of a microwave, first off if its electric make sure you plug it first, if its like gas, make sure you turn on the gas first.  Usually you can find your stove at the kitchen.  2. You have to have this ahead of time, go to your local grocery and get these thingy: a small pack of rice, package of uncooked shrimps, one cilantro bundle, a small onion, container of garlic powder, a bundle of asparagus, two tomatoes, one lettuce head, one cucumber, small pack of dried cranberries, salad dressing, italian is preferred, small pack of feta cheese, fresh butter.  3. Make the rice first, I know it's a little bit intimidating to make your first rice, but don't worry it's super easy. Here's what you need to do, get a deep cooking pot, usually the ones you use to make your instant soups on rare occasions when your microwave burned out, fill a regular size cup with rice, and drop it at your pot, rinse with water for couple of times like two or three, then add a cup and 1/4 water, over medium heat cook it on your stove, at around 10 minutes you will notice that it starts to boil, cover your pot, and lower your heat to the lowest, cook for another 20 to 25 minutes, or until the rice is soft but not mushy. Remove from heat.  4. On a cooking pan, add 1/2 fresh butter, throw in your diced onions, drop your asparagus and uncooked shrimp, make sure that you remove the shells of the shrimp, and do a tiny slice on top of the shrimp but the slice should not go very deep, just a tiny one, so the shrimp will open up when cooked, remember its ready when it turns orange, cook for another 10 to 15 minutes, an option you can do is to dash it with 2 tablespoons of garlic powder and teriyaki sauce or soy sauce to taste.  5. Serve everything. One plate for the rice. Another plate for the Asparagus topped with Shrimps, add cut cilantro on top and another plate for the salad, slice the lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, top with Italian salad dressing and Feta plus cranberries. 6. Enjoy the dinner with your man!