4 Signs that your boyfriend is secretly very upscale
4 Signs that your boyfriend is secretly very upscale: 1. His jacket is Armani, but he pretends that he just bought it on Sale at Old Navy. 2. He picked you up in a red Porsche sports car which he claimed that he borrowed from a friend. 3. He knows his wine, when asked how, he was like, he waiter his way through college. 4. He owns a white fancy Maltese which he said came from his sister.